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There once was a glamorous, beautiful young girl named Yuri. She was so beautiful and so sexy she could be everywhere at once, turn gay men straight, and shit diamonds. That’s right you heard me. Diamonds.
She went to a little school called The Academy. It was a school for magic kids, and she was at the top of her class. Since she can be everywhere at once, she got all of her classes needed for graduating in a week. However, she liked the school so much and thought that the kids would be at a loss without her, so she decided to stay.
She graced them with her appearance and it would be a shame if she left them wondering if she was just a tease (which she was) or if she really loved them. She would always go through several relationships a day. Breaking hearts was a hobby of the young girl. Her flowing brown hair and voluptuous breasts gave her everything anyone ever needed (besides personality and personal development).
On one glamorous morning at the Academy for gifted kids, Yuri was walking – no, gracefully floating to class. Even though she already had graduated, as previously mentioned, she felt bad for the teachers as well. So she would visit a new set of teachers each day. On this one morning her first teacher was a tall, blonde, and a totally white teacher who was not Asian at all, named Tobi. Tobi was said to have liked boys (especially ones with glasses, short brown hair, and ridiculously attractive facial hair), but it all changed when he had Yuri for that one short week she needed to graduate. He couldn’t stop thinking about her, and needed her beautiful curvy body held against him with the help of his flowing armpit hair.
Yuri walked in sexily, sat down at his desk and began to lift up her skirt ever so slowly in hopes of seducing him. Who the hell needs hope or luck when you’re the most BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GIRL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE? Yuri knew she didn’t and it didn’t take long for Tobi to ravish her body. So he stuck his thingy into her you-know-what and they did it for the first time.
Yuri smirked sexily, “Was that good enough for you, bad boy?” Tobi just lied there speechless as Haru gave Yuri the most intense glare a little dragon could give to a girl who just had sex with his man.
Yuri then killed Haru because she thought he was creepy.
Yuri went on to students, eyeing one boy in particular.
Daisuke.
Daisuke had this worried, uneasy look to him. Yuri knew the poor boy had some type of disorder because all he could say and yell were the phrases “Jack help me I can’t take care of myself!” “Someone, anyone, give me attention!” “Why doesn’t anyone love me?” “Why is my penis so small?” Last but not least, his most famous “ASTHMA ATTACK!”
Daisuke looked so much like Jack, it was ridiculous and that is what turned Yuri on to no end. When she approached him however, he was on the ground. This was obviously because he saw Yuri and simply fell over due to the insane amount of sexiness he encountered all at one time.
With his arms flailing about and a faint rasping sound that she could’ve sworn said “Air, air, I need air!” he looked so adorable. She shrugged it off because he obviously wanted a piece of her.
After they were done “doing it” Yuri realized that she was pregnant and it would ruin her figure. Oh, and Daisuke never opened his eyes after they were done for some odd reason.
She wandered the school grounds desperately asking for an abortion from anyone and anything. She found a promising looking girl with brightly colored hair and a grueling I’m-going-to-shank-a-bitch-who-dares-to-touch-my-tits face. She seemed super friendly!
“Kind young girl, can you kill this baby that is festering within my uterus?” The girl intensified her stare and said,
“Gladly.” She then proceeded to pull a lightsaber from her back pocket and boldly go where no woman has gone before.
After Yuri finished bleeding, she thanked her and went on her merry way. She needed to take a shit, but since pretty girls don’t go to the bathroom, she had to sneak into the stalls.
The toilets were so unsanitary so she decided to go and poop on the floor, making sure no one saw her through the open door as she was taking the biggest dump known to mankind.
There is a thing you need to know about pretty girls. As mentioned before, they don’t just take a shit, they shit diamonds. These diamonds had an odd way of attracting many men at once.
As the diamonds tinged against the tile floor they all came running at once. Obviously Jack was the first to show, throwing money at her and making weird constipation faces out of pure joy.  
Then came Sunny trying to be sexy but everyone just staring at her like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, HOE? There was Jason, who brought his ultra sparkly baggy pants and flashing lights –IFYED out of no where. With Jason dancing like a complete faggot and Sunny trying to be hot shit, this couldn’t get any better.
That was until Eridan showed up. In a short skirt and revealing top, he stripped along side the other two girls. Seahorse dad stared in disbelief crying “I HAVE NO SON, NEIGH, NEIGH, NEIGH!”
Eridan simply screamed “This is not a phase, this is who I am!”
Then Mercury showed up and he was so ugly that everyone died the end.
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hammerhead-sharks101 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And I'm still here~
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Celxdiai Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
WE NEED CASUAL FRIDAY, AND BY CASUAL FRIDAY I MEAN NAKED FRIDAY.
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BlueBlurr13 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011  Student General Artist
I SECOND THIS.
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godservantstella Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011  Student
I wonder if thongs would be prohibited.
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hammerhead-sharks101 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But doesn't Kai run around naked anyway
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godservantstella Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Student
WHY DID I NEVER SEE THIS COMMENT?
THAT'S THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA ANYONE HAS HAD HERE
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Celxdiai Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO EPIC FOR YOU!
I KNOW.
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Techgirl10 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[/ waves nervously ]
He - Hey.
It's been a while, yeah.. ^^ ;
I - I'd like to..leave this group. .n. I don't have enough time to focus on... two at the same time.
I'm sowwy. ;_______;
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